BluEyedDaizy

…now you can hire them to terrorize your children! For fun…mwahahahaha!

Evil Clown hired for stalking, threats and a pie in the face

An ‘evil’ clown who stalks and threatens kids is being hired by parents as a birthday treat.

Gotta hand it to those progressives in Switzerland, lol! And what a way to turn ones passion into a money maker! Stalking…for profit!  Weeeeee!

Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.

He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.

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He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake.

‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.

‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’

Yeah…sounds like loads of fun!.

P.S. I refuse to post any pictures of clowns on my site…they seriously freak me out!

What should have been is either late in coming or has decided to cancel itself altogether.

The road continues in a long, unending, colorless line. There is no relief in sight.

On a personal note: I will be taking an extended break from blogging.  Please check back occasionally…I expect to be back at it soon.

With a beginning like that, you know the wedding was going to be amazing.

Spotted at:  Wedinator.com

Go to Google Search, type in “Ewmew Fudd” and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky”.

You’we wewcome.  LOL!

P.S. You may pwess “I’m Fweeing Wucky” a second time fow a vewy, vewy, vewy wong Google descwiption. ;)

(Alternately, you can also set your Google search to the following additional  ”languages”:  Bork, bork, bork (for all you Swedish Chefs)! Hacker, Klingon, and Pirate.)

Promiscuous women cause earthquakes, Iran cleric says

(to read full article, please follow the link in title)

The prayer leader, Hojatoleslam Kazim Sadeghi, says women and girls who “don’t dress appropriately” spread “promiscuity in society.”

“When promiscuity spreads, earthquakes increase,” he says in a video posted Monday on YouTube, apparently of him leading Friday prayers in Tehran, Iran, last week.

“There is no way other than taking refuge in religion and adapting ourselves to Islamic behavior,” he adds in the video.

In response to said craziness, I give you: