Oh…joy. Now you can smell just like a flame-broiled burger (which is attractive because…why?):
Go here…click on the screen to make the pop-up bottle spray. Do this 4 times and see the creepy Burger King in action. No words…just, no words. O_o
Seriously. He’s always sneaking up behind people, watching people sleep, showing up in windows where he clearly has no business being…those starring eyes, that maniacal grin…it all adds up to one thing: creepy.
I understand promoting your brand and everything, but the King is making BIG assumptions about his victims here…that they aren’t vegetarian or vegan for one thing, that they aren’t armed for another. I mean, if he ever surprised me the way he’s surprised other people (at the ATM, for instance) you can bet he’d be nursing some seriously wounded “equipment”. You just don’t surprise people like that! It’s CREEPY!
The question is…just how creepy is the King? I’ll leave my opinion out of it for now.
(Scale of “creepy” below for visual referrence)
Is it just me? Or does Ben Linus and the Child Catcher overly resemble eachother just a little… O_o
I do. I love a good spoof. I love it until it is no longer a spoof but instead, a sad comment on the lack of reasoning skills being taught in today’s “educational” institutions.
Please…weep with me as you listen to the actual 911 call.
No. Really…a bobcat walked into a bar and attacked 3 people!
This is why dogs rule. They know what bars are for. Clearly this cat was looking for a fight. ;)
As in email and comment spam.
Why do spammers do it? Who is paying these people to troll internet blogs and message boards with the sole purpose of telling people to “buy viagra!” They must know on some level that their tactics are beyond useless…I suppose though, that the 1 in 400,000 persons that is actually stupid enough to fall for it is what makes it worth it for them. THANKS ALOT 1 STUPID PERSON IN 400,000!!!
I must take this opportunity to introduce you to 419 Scambaiter.com. They make an art out of stringing along these spamming scammers and it is hilarious the things they get them to do. *snicker*
To the ejits that contintue to spam my comment section…please, save yourself the trouble and just move along. I have spam block…you ain’t getting through anyway.
Ciao’!
How does one witness this:
And then think this is a great idea:
(Pictured: Vice Admiral William "Spike" Blandy and his wife cutting the cake and Rear Admiral F.J. Lowry. They are celebrating the end of "Operation Crossroads".)
I am mystified…truly. CLEARLY the hat is in poor taste!! *smirk*
I can hear them now:
Spike: “Yesterday I became Death, destroyer of worlds…now I am become cake…destroyer of waistlines.”
Mrs. B: “I wish I could get my frosting that stiff. I wonder what they used…(I wonder if I can slip it into Mr. B’s coffee without him knowing it!)”
F.J.: “We-heh-hell…willya look at that!! There’s TWO mushroom clouds in the room!”
O_o
(in which I reveal my personal enjoyment of conspiracy theories – the entertainment value is, after all, quite high, lol!)
You were, of course, aware there is a movie coming out right?
Perhaps Hollywood is trying to warn us eh? Or, more likely, throwing fuel on the fire. *smirk* As conspiracy theories go, this is one of my favorites; that movies and tv shows are actually REAL but presented as fiction to desensitise people so the ultra-sensational won’t be impossible for them to comprehend or…to throw people off track as to what’s “really” going on behind the curtain because, after all – “that’s too unbelievable – it only happens in movies”.
Still, it’s pure genius. Take the show “Jericho” as a prime example. Here’s a series that takes great pains on educating (or miss-educating? but that’s a whole other conspiracy theory, heh) the viewer on what this small town did after a nuclear explosion. And what was going on at the time this show premiered?
National Preparedness Month – September 2006
If you’re interested, you can get a neck-deep view of this whole conspiracy theory by checking here, here, here, and here. Entertaining reading indeed, lol! :D
Either way…this whole 2012 thing will probably wind up being a self-fulfilled prophecy because whenever you get enough undereducated/easy to sway, panic-ridden, startled people inside the idea that <choose your 2012 end of the world scenario> is going to happen…they will rush the banks and stores, buy out the shelves disrupting the food distribution as distributors try to keep pace with panicked demand which will cause speculation and greedy a-holes will gouge the public with higher prices on everything from electricity to toilet paper and eventually, the end of civilization will happen anyway because we were trying to prepare for it. Ironic no?
I’m a big fan of irony, but practical enough to stock up on peanut butter now- not because I fear what happens when the Mayan calendar ends, but rather because people ARE stupid and will bring about the very thing they are trying to avoid because they cannot calm the f*ck down long enough to realize that “hey man…it’s just a calendar.”
Though…as Albert Einstein is supposed to have once said, “If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination … no more men!” All I have to say is, where are the bees going? Do they know something we don’t? <insert creepy music>
Make the joke yourself.
Photo Credit: Eric Rue, Calcasieu Charter Service
Yes, that is actually a pink dolphin. No, you are not hallucinating. No, the image has not been altered (at least not by me, *wink*).
Please note: this is not one of the Amazon River Botos, it is actually an albino dolphin…and you thought albino meant it had to be white! Nope. Apparently, they come in fashion colors. Next year they’ll be mint green. Mint green will be the new albino pink. ;) Expect to see “Gulf of Mexico Barbie and ’Rosa’, her pet dolphin” any day now.
So, this dolphin appeared in Calcasieu Lake, Lousiana way back in 2007, where it seems to reside since it’s still there according to Captain Eric Rue who first spotted the animal and also took the photo above. He told the Telegraph: “It was absolutely, stunningly pink. I had never seen anything like it. It’s the same color throughout the whole body and it looks like it just came out of a paint booth.”
Regina Asmutis-Silvia, senior biologist with the Whale and Dolphin Conservation Society, said: “I have never seen a dolphin colored in this way in all my career.”
Perez Hilton is, of course, ecstatic over the news. You would think Pink is the New Blog would have something like this as a headline, however…it only merited a one line mention 9 bullet points down under Les News, 03/02/09. At least they beat Perez to it…guess we know who’s reading who and I guess that makes me a total loser ’cause I read both! LOL!
See kids…this is exACTly why you do NOT drop your bubblegum into the water!
Get it? Zombies? finding a “living”? Heh.
I maintain that fashion designers are amoung the some of the oddest creatures on the planet. Amazingly creative? Yes…but very odd. O_o
I am BluEyedDaizy. I mispell. Alot. ;)
