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The prayer leader, Hojatoleslam Kazim Sadeghi, says women and girls who “don’t dress appropriately” spread “promiscuity in society.”
“When promiscuity spreads, earthquakes increase,” he says in a video posted Monday on YouTube, apparently of him leading Friday prayers in Tehran, Iran, last week.
“There is no way other than taking refuge in religion and adapting ourselves to Islamic behavior,” he adds in the video.
Chat Roulette; a site I am told is prone to disgusting displays of exhibition and inappropriateness, is most definitely rated X, and will not be a site I link to or recommend to anyone else. Think of it as sticking your face into a vat of unknown, nasty humanity. Yeah…vat…totally the right word, with all of it’s icky connotations, lol.
However, Chat Roulette appears to have at least ONE redeeming quality: unintentional humor, something uncovered fabulously by a user called PianoChatImprov of Youtube (Let’s call him Piano Man for short). ;) Talk about taking a scary situation and turning it into complete hilarity!
Talent and good timing! Most excellent! LOL!!!
If you’d like to kinda see what Chat Roulette is about without actually going there, check this out: The 24 Best Chat Roulette Screenshots [NSFW] (think of it as the PG-13 version of Chat Roulette).
And Kids, Chat Roulette is about 97% perverts and pedophiles, Piano Man falls into the 2.3% of funny, the rest being 1.7% random. BTW, these statistics are 73.587% made up but probably are 100% true…if you don’t know what perverts and pedophiles are, you are definitely too young to visit!
This is quite possibly the greatest anti-drug picture of all time!
He’s a very weird cross between Pippy Longstocking and Alice Cooper! In fact, this guy is like a mix of just about every drunk celebrity! I can even see a little bit of Nick Nolte in there too! LMAO! Poor dude. How bad does it have to be to get to this point?!?
To absolutely NO ONE’s surprise, meth and ammo are involved. Makes me seriously curious about what kind of manifesto ‘weirdkins’ up there in the picture may have been in the process of writing.
If I had to guess, based solely on this picture, I would say it would probably sound like something from the minds of Charles Manson and the Crazy Cat Lady of “The Simpsons” frappeed in a blender and written down in one long rambling mess with no paragraphs, punctuation or capital letters (except for the ones he used to spell out in code his secret recipe for moss remover). It would be frightening, delusional, with an extra helping of unintelligibility and maybe one surprisingly logical and insightful sentence having to do with the LHC, seasoned with just a dash of “I didn’t mean tuh” and “where’d I leave my tin foil hat?”
“They are the Natural Sciences and Engineering Research Council of Canada, the Canada Research Chairs program and National Geographic…specifically though, American paleontologist Jack Horner who, oddly enough, served as technical adviser for the Jurassic Park films.”
“Um…I hate to point out the obvious here…but uh, things went kinda sideways in Jurassic Park…aaaand in Jurassic Park II…aaaaand in Jurassic Park III.”
“That’s fiction!!! LOL!! And they don’t intend to actually HATCH the embryos yet! What could possibly go wrong?”
No time to flirt? NO PROBLEM!!! Let’yer butt do the winking for you! ROFL!!! This is so many different levels of Wrong…I hardly know where to begin…
I think I’ll wait for the “Cookie Monster” edition to get my pair. I can just see it now: two Cookie Monsters chomping away as I walk off into the distance. I could get a t-shirt with “ME WANT COOKIES!” in large bold letters on the back! Yep. Now THAT is a fashion statement!! (of what kind I’m not sure, but a statement none the less! *wink*)
An angry Russian woman pulled a teacup out of her purse and threw it at the Mona Lisa on Aug. 2, the Louvre said on Tuesday. The Da Vinci masterpiece, which is protected by bulletproof glass, was undamaged. “The work is intact, and viewing was only disturbed the time it took to pick up the pieces,” said David Madec, a Louvre spokesman. The woman was taken to the police psychiatric infirmary. “She was clearly deranged,” a police spokesman said.
This is the latest in a long history of attacks on the portrait, which was stolen in 1911 by an Italian nationalist before being returned in 1913. In 1956, it was doused with acid. Later that same year, a man damaged the painting by throwing a rock at it.
Talk about random acts of futility! LOL! What on earth could have driven her to it? Did she maybe suppose that Mona was laughing at her? Could be. That smile…you never know…I could see that being a bit provocative…but hasn’t Mona always been provocative? Saucy minx! :P
Anyway, I learned two things in regards to this incident:
Never make a Russian woman angry – you don’t know what she may pull out her purse and throw at you.
The Louvre does not view tea cups as potentially dangerous objects. My guess is, they still don’t.
I usually just grab the nearest knife and whack the stem off altogether…then I slit the peel down the side (I wonder what that says about me as a person…hmmm). I’d like to see a monkey do that!
Then again, maybe not. The thought of a knife-wielding primate is more than a little terrifying. O_o
Goes like this: My city’s downtown community landmark shopping district decides to undergo a face lift thereby denoting the need for a parking lot expansion (I know, I know, I can hear it too: “They paved paradise and put up a parking lot, shoo-bop-bop-bop!”). In the path of this expansion is a series of rather tall pine trees. A tree hugger decides he’s gonna save them, climbs up into one and then promptly falls the hell out of it and breaks his arm.
The irony here is, the tree he climbed had already been slated to be kept. They only cut 3 trees out of the 20 or so in any case. Still…sucks to be that guy!! lol!
