Another Monday.
This morning, my eyes cracked open at 6:27am. This completely sucks because my alarm is set for the nice even, round number of 6:30am and there is no hope of peacefully slipping back into the quiet bliss of sleep because 3 minutes is only enough time to peek over the edge of conscienceness into slumberland before I am rudely slapped awake by the “BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!” of my alarm clock. It’s a very stressful situation. So, I have few choices:
- Try to fall back asleep only to have a freakin’ heart attack when my ninja alarm clock strikes,
- hit the snooze button once, twice, three times only to fall back asleep multiple times thereby resulting in multiple heart attacks when my ninja alarm clock strikes…over and over and over,
- lay there tensely waiting for the alarm to go off,
- turn off the alarm and risk falling back to sleep for the rest of the morning,
- decide it’s too stressful to start my day like this and just get up.
Of course, by the time I run through all my options, my 3 minutes are up and it’s 6:30- “BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!” *groan*
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