Hmmm…canine on the half shell. You’ve gotta admit, it’s creative!
But hey…if Ninja Poodles aren’t quite your thing, you could always have one of these:
Because it is every poodle's dream to be decorated as a smelly bison. Poor dog...the weight of humiliation is heavy!
"10! 13! 24! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!"
"Midnight at the oasis..." and a good thing to. She can hide herself in the dark, poor girl. She looks so sad!
Poodles are fairly vain creatures to begin with. I'm pretty sure this grooming job is the cure to such vanity.
"A snail? Really? Does this mean I can leave a trail of slime behind me? I'm sure I can work something out, you know, for the sake of authenticity and all."
Poster child for "Resignation".
Now, I know that creative grooming enthusiasts will say, “They LOVE this! They love the attention and you should just see the way they prance!!” And I have to bow to their creative whims because I know I certainly would never think that any of this stuff was even possible! However, look into this poor puppy’s eyes and tell me she’s enjoying what’s happening to her:
If that's not a "WHY ME?!?!?" face, then I'll eat this entire post - peacock feathers and all.
Why? Why? Why? You wouldn’t do this to a cat! Hmm, try getting them to stay still!!!
Oh, cats have their fair share, though admittedly- dogs have the worse end of the stick.
Check this out: Kitty Wigs! (so bad it deserves a post all it’s own…heh)