You might as well be walkin’ on the sun…

The BIGGEST fallacy to living in the Pacific NW: ”You don’t need air conditioning!”
And to that I say, “BULL PUCKY!!!”
Three digit temps ARE NOT NORMAL!!! ACK!!!!
I’m melting! I never do well in the heat to begin with…but just…ARGH!!!!! I know in some “past life’ I must have been an Antarctic native or something because…I just cannot cope with the heat and humidity…never have been able to. And I freckle. Did I mention I freckle? At the mere HINT of sunlight…I break out in freckles. I have come to terms with that fact…but the heat…ACK!!! I think I’ll just sleep in my refrigerator.
UPDATE 1: It is now Day 2 in “Heatwave 2009″. I am huddled up to the heater under my desk (yes…THE HEATER) because the A/C in my office, which I needed so much of last night, is working overtime and I can practically see my breath.
Herein lies my personal paradox; I freeze my bits off during the day and melt into a puddle at night. Not looking forward to tonight.
UPDATE 2: It is 105.5 F. There is only one thing to say about that:

UPDATE 3: I bet they had A/C at Comic-Con. *pout*
UPDATE 4: I think my will to live has been sucked out of the ends of my hair. *whine* SOOOOOOOHAAAAAAWWWT!!!!!
