Question:
How does one witness this:

And then think this is a great idea:

(Pictured: Vice Admiral William "Spike" Blandy and his wife cutting the cake and Rear Admiral F.J. Lowry. They are celebrating the end of "Operation Crossroads".)
I am mystified…truly. CLEARLY the hat is in poor taste!! *smirk*
I can hear them now:
Spike: “Yesterday I became Death, destroyer of worlds…now I am become cake…destroyer of waistlines.”
Mrs. B: “I wish I could get my frosting that stiff. I wonder what they used…(I wonder if I can slip it into Mr. B’s coffee without him knowing it!)”
F.J.: “We-heh-hell…willya look at that!! There’s TWO mushroom clouds in the room!”
O_o
