And you think you’re having a tough day…
His inner turmoil is so acute and is evidence that Stains (yes, the dog’s name is Stains – no, not touchin’ that one) has had to visualize something so distracting, so tantalizing that it keeps him from snatching not just one cupcake, but the entire plate of cupcakes…as well as the hand holding the plate. If you look closely, you can see his nose flair slightly in resigned desperation.
What can be going through his mind…? Honestly, I think Joel McHale sums it up best: “Stains went to his ‘special place’ visualizing a world where dogs are free to eat cupcakes and where savagely mauling crazy bitches with pony-tails would make him a hero instead of an outcast, emasculated and defeated on a shitty cable show.”
Carry on my brave little furry friend. Be strong.
Edited to add: The HAPPY ENDING!! Way to go Stains! *applause*
lmao!